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由A Hippo7910編輯: 10/31/2015 1:25:26 AM
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A guy came to my house dressed as a Hunturd actually. Suit was pretty convincing an he modified a Nerf gun to look like TLW. I said "Brb kiddo" I came out with my girlfriend, I was wearing an Acti shirt, her a Bungie shirt. She grabbed his gun and smashed it with a hammer. He started crying and yelled "Stop! It took forever to make that!" I walked up and pimp handed him to the floor and said "Get nerfed bitch". I proceeded to punch my gf in the back of the head. I bent her over and visciously -blam!-ed her asshole while the little shite cried on the floor. My barbed cock split her ass in half and ripped chuncks of flesh from her anus. I had to pick her intestins from the barbs but it was worth it Anyways.... Titans get a giant gummy bear and king sized butterfinger Warloks get Twix and star crunchies Humters get a damp sock
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