Awhile back I broke my arm and served a few nerves in my arm. For months my arm would only I describe as "flare up" (feel like it's on fire). I could not stand to go take piss when this happened I couldn't aim and I ended up pissing all over the place. Also because any and all movements basically caused this I couldn't clean up with going through a shit ton of pain. Very quickly I just sat down and saved myself a ton of hassle. When my arm healed I tried standing again but sitting was just so much more comfortable. So I sit.
I just had nine poos come out of my bottom hole.
It was like a machine gun.
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat
That's a lot of poo.
Machine gun poo.
My bottom is a poo machine gun.
Machine poo gun.
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat