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10/13/2015 2:49:33 AM
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How would your guardian do in a zombie apocalypse?
My guardian would get tired of running and soon decide to join the zombies "braaaaiiiinnnnnzzzzzzzzz"
Comment how your guardian would do in a zombie apocalypse below!
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#Destiny
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由One Shot Shy編輯： 10/13/2015 4:16:18 AMMy guardian would eat Rick and shit out The Governor. He'd bang Michonne and bitch slap Daryl all around Atlanta at the same time. He'd trip Hershel for fun. When Glenn opens a fortune cookie, my guardian would be waiting inside it and it wouldn't be fortunate for Glenn. My guardian would take a monster shit on whiny Carl just because. My guardian would bite zombies and they'd turn back into humans and he'd win the zombie apocalypse like it was nuthin'. That's how my guardian would do.
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1 回覆He would be in room full of mirrors and when the zombies pile in he would shoot one shot from the sleeper and watch it bounce from the mirrors killing everything that comes into that room
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Titan Ugh... I got bit! Better punch this zombie to heal! Wow! There's so many! (noise of a hammer hitting an anvil) That zombie couldn't even snipe me! Hunter Better go invisible! GO HAWKEYE POWERS!!! Oh, I killed [i]one[/i]? Well I also made the... already slow zombies... slower... so... Shadeste- AAAHHH (shadesteps into hungry zombies) Warlock [i]Bzzzzzzt! Bzzzzzzt! Bzzzzzzt![/i] Oh god, I'm surrounded? [i]Bzzzzzzzzt![/i] Shit, a zombie! (rolls on the ground towards the zombie then shotguns it while laying down)
