So many people at this point have the Sleeper Simulant. Right?
With that being said, most of us have been disappointed except the superfans who desperately search for a justification as to why it's the way it is.
[spoiler]I try not to use the term "desticle" because, like some swear words, just thinking of it leaves a bad taste in my mouth...[/spoiler]
As such, sign here if you want to buff it. Even if it means the next time "The First Firewall" comes out, I have little doubt most of us don't want something that is more capable than it is now.
Perhaps you want it to have more penetration (It can't even go through a Phalanx Shield...), or maybe you want it to bounce wildly around a room due to its potential for deflection. Whatever your reason, sign here.