BOOK 1 HUB: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67742926/0/0 BOOK 2 HUB: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/149586915/0/0 START OF BOOK 2 CHAPTER 1 The streets of Offtopia were bustling with people today, he thought, as he pushed the bullet into the sniper. [i]click[/i] He adjusted the scope so that he would be able to see the general area at which his target would be, in front of a coffee shop. This took a few minutes, but he got it done. Let's see where that fgt is, he thought. He looked into the scope. Scanning the area, he first saw a man attempting to play a trumpet while also having his dog marching behind him, but was failing miserably. Looking further through the area, he came across another man, butt naked, running on the side walk. He past him up. He realized who that was. Bastage. Not his target, but one he would look forward to shooting nonetheless. At a table right outside the coffee shop was a group of people, pretty loud and several of them noticeably upset, their faces red. Right in the middle was NoiselessPurse. Smirking. He thought, another group of kids trolled. Well done. He continued speaking. The sniper made a double take when he saw him. Haha! he thought as his safety went off. He equipped his silencer. He took aim and took a good look at NoiselessPurse. What a weeb, he thought as he fired. Miss. He continued speaking. The sniper became angry now, and wasn't expecting to miss. Everyone from inside the coffee shop was outside now, and surrounded NoiselessPurse, their faces also red. No one noticed the shot go off. The sniper took aim, and fired again. Miss. NoiselessPurse continued speaking. He took aim again, and right before he fired, he saw the naked man run into the view of the scope, completely oblivious to what was coming, where he took the bullet and immediately was killed. Everyone surrounded the body. Everyone except for NoiselessPurse, who said "git rekt" and ran away, followed by all of his haters, who were finally set off. "dane git" murmured the sniper. "they such fgt," he said. Taticoolbadger came out of his sniping position, and ran.