A horrendous demon with a bottomless appetite for human flesh, Bakasura is a nightmare come to life. After committing countless atrocities, Bakasura has demonstrated no end to his depravity, no limits to his brutality, no sating his desire to slurp human meat, crunch bone, and guzzle hot blood. So many are his vile victories over mankind that they cannot be relayed here, yet it his defeat at the hands of a man that is worth the telling. According to the Hindu epic, the Mahabharata, the famous Pandava brothers were traveling in exile with their mother, Kunti, when they came to the village Ekachakra. Disguised as brahmins, they sought alms from the villagers in order to sustain themselves. They soon learned that a demon, Bakasura, was living outside the village, devouring the people as they passed through the woods. The chief went to the demon and begged that the feasting stop. In return, a cart of food would be sent to Bakasura each day. Bakasura consumed not only the provisions, but the person that brought the cart as well. After hearing this tale from a weeping woman whose son would bear the cart on the morrow, Kunti declared that her son Bhima, who possessed impossible strength and had slain demons before, would take the cart instead, as repayment to the kindness the villagers had shown their family. Once in the forest, Bhima nonchalantly ate the food intended for Bakasura. Furious, Bakasura threatened to eat Bhima, which he just laughed off, goading the demon to attack him. All day they battled until Bhima finally slew the demon, tied him to the cart and dragged the body back to the village, where the people celebrated the victory in bewilderment. Hunger, however, is a demon that cannot be defeated and, inevitably, Bakasura’s disgusting rumble will rise again, now more ravenous than ever and ready to feed.

>expects Infowars or Before It's News >sees Infowars >"well that figures"

As much as I would love for this to be true, it's not at all credible. Inb4Jebsupporters

Thanks for catching up with what the rest of us already know

Funny how Tea Party activists side with Republicans most of the time, then this kinda thing happens.

Bump...

[i]cool cool[/i]

Jeb Bush created the Drug Cartels.

>Infowars

Duh? Whatever, vote for him I don't care, just give me my prescription meds already. Legal heroine… -blam!- yeah!

Infowars. That's really not a reliable source

infowars, seriously? they're worse than fox news

TL;dr He wasn't my choice anyways

Nice b8 m8 I rate it 8/8

The drug cartel thing makes me like him more.

Holy is it 1994 again or somethin Edit: yes everyone, Info Wars is garbage. If WaPo is more palatable here's an article that doesn't automatically assume everyone is CIA/Mossad/etc in disguise: http://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/jeb-bush-dogged-by-decades-of-questions-about-business-deals/2015/06/28/0138223c-edb7-11e4-8abc-d6aa3bad79dd_story.html

bump

Ur mum.

Well that's one sleeper candidate down.