Step 1: Stop being Christian. Step 2: Kill your parents. Step 3: Fool the world into believing that your parents are alive with a series of strings to move around their limbs. Step 4: Take a weekend trip to their beach house and invite all the "babes" to party. Step 5: Lose your verginity to one of the whores at the party. Step 6: Crash on a futon at a friend's house (payed if you don't have any) near her house. Step 7: Make your move.