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7/26/2015 10:46:43 PM
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Good Job, Cozmo!
I think Cozmo is doing a great job with interacting with the users of b.net. In his first week of being a cm, he's done more in #OffTopic than DeeJ did the last year.
Horse vag scared DeeJ off, I think.
I sometimes lurk in #Destiny and he's really interacting with the players there.
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3 回覆>I loved offtopic so much >I had all the shitposts and memes >I pray to offtopic every night before bed >thanking it for the autism I've been given >offtopic is love I say; offtopic is life >my dad hears me and calls me a fgt >I knew he was jealous of my devotion for offtopic >I call him a desticle >he slaps me and send me and tells deej >I'm crying now. And my face hurts >I lay in bed it's really cold >suddenly something touches me. >it's deej, I'm not happy. >he whispers in my ear "that's a 3 month ban" >he raises his banhammer >I'm ready, I call him a pegboi as he bans me >it's hurts so much but I do it for offtopic >I can feel my account tearing as my eyes begin to water >deej roars a weak roar as he closes my account >my dad walks in >deej looks him straight in the eyes and says >"working as intended" >dad gets on his hands and knees >deej pushes his mighty peg into his anus >deej laughs and says >"good work guardian" >deej leaves though my window >offtopic is love... >offtopic is life.
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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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