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由Swervostan編輯：
7/25/2015 5:17:05 AM
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Here are my requirements for trails teammates.
must have gone flawless 5000+
Have gone flawless 5,280 times and have maxed out The Last Gjallarthorn and Cabal Mythobreaker
Must be able to win the game at initial spawn and must have the supercalafragilisticexpadaliotios emblem from the special snowflake social smoking lounge
Must be level 69 and be able to pull off a 420 stethoscope from 500 feet
Must have a 12" dick or longer, don't lie because I will check
Must be a Wartanter and have the Sundanceder skill tree maxed
Must have the skill to pull off a Fist of Panic
Make sure you meet the requirements for an invite don't waste my time
These are my requirements for trails of ISIS
What are yours?
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15 回覆[quote]Must have a 12" dick or longer, don't lie because I will check[/quote] But I don't have a dick. D:
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1 回覆由MarcusWk編輯： 7/25/2015 4:18:56 AM
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1 回覆Dude, my trail partners have to be experienced outdoorsmen, have readily available trail mix, and most importantly have a walking stick and a terrible pair of socks and boots.
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