Please answer quick, I need to make a life decision.
Edit: ;)
Edit 2: I need to stop playing this game for a bit lol
Edit 3: whenever my dick is near a blender I get nervous.
Edit 4:
This post really did rustle some jimmies.
This post was a joke lol, anybody who thought I was serious about it needs to go outside and find something to do.
Cuddle your girlfriend/wife/SO, at least they won't disappoint you like rng, hopefully.
Gjallarhorn doesn't complain when I come home from a long day and just want to play games.
Gjallarhorn doesn't argue when I don't do the laundry or clean the dishes.
Gjallarhorn doesn't tell me I'm a loser when I get fired from my job.
Gjallarhorn doesn't threaten to leave me when I spend the day on the couch instead of looking for a job.
Gjallarhorn doesn't sleep with your best friend after moving back home with her parents.
Gjallarhorn doesn't ignore your phone calls and text messages.
Gjallarhorn cares :(