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由Nike編輯：
7/11/2015 7:24:02 PM
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What do you think is more important?
Please answer quick, I need to make a life decision.
Edit: ;)
Edit 2: I need to stop playing this game for a bit lol
Edit 3: whenever my dick is near a blender I get nervous.
Edit 4:
This post really did rustle some jimmies.
This post was a joke lol, anybody who thought I was serious about it needs to go outside and find something to do.
Cuddle your girlfriend/wife/SO, at least they won't disappoint you like rng, hopefully.
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4 回覆Gjallarhorn doesn't complain when I come home from a long day and just want to play games. Gjallarhorn doesn't argue when I don't do the laundry or clean the dishes. Gjallarhorn doesn't tell me I'm a loser when I get fired from my job. Gjallarhorn doesn't threaten to leave me when I spend the day on the couch instead of looking for a job. Gjallarhorn doesn't sleep with your best friend after moving back home with her parents. Gjallarhorn doesn't ignore your phone calls and text messages. Gjallarhorn cares :(
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Having a max Gjallarhorn will help you get a girlfriend. Your max Gjallarhorn can cause huge explosions your girlfriend will love. Also if fully upgraded you get tracking rounds so you'll never miss what your aiming at. You can also choose snapshot to aim quicker. There's also quick draw to make it faster to pull out, or speed reload so you can easily fire more. Finally if the original blast misses you have Wolfpack rounds that will also hit the target. So max out that Gjallarhorn, your girlfriend(s) will love it.
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4 回覆Gjallarhorn can't do what a girlfriend can do. It can't share your every experience. It can't listen to your every hope and dream. It can't look into your very soul. And it certainly can't use all of that to figure out the quickest and most efficient way to crush you and leave you a pathetic husk that was once a man, but is now a sobbing shell of agony and despair.
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This post really did rustle some jimmies. This post was a joke lol, anybody who thought I was serious about it needs to go outside and find something to do. Cuddle your girlfriend/wife/SO, at least they won't disappoint you like rng, hopefully.
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3 回覆This is by far a stupid question and i bet this guy is 12-15 and doesnt have a gjallarhorn... No one pays you any attention bro??
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11 回覆由xcutioner_0編輯： 7/11/2015 5:18:15 AMGirlfriend. U guys wanna get laid and get married right? Gjallarhorn can always be replaced, love cant
