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由Day Tripper 98編輯：
6/29/2015 2:49:06 AM
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Op's brother is a db, please send help
My little brother came home from shopping somewhere and he bought a hat that says mtn dew and the bill is flat as fck and is covered in some kind of plastic. He is also wearing it inside, backwards, and under his headset. He is currently playing mw2 that he bought yesterday from gamestop and is doing quickscopes with his "friends." We [i]do[/i] have an xbox1 btw. Please send help. He switched over to bo2, which he also just bought, and put an aw hoodie on. Wtf? Its summer and we have 2 ac units. Also, here's an mlg picture.
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1 回覆Also, ask him if he wants to grow up to be this. Yes, I said grow up to be that. That is what the CoD Lords see as their god.
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1 回覆由Inflicte編輯： 6/30/2015 4:13:37 AM
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8 回覆I'm afraid he's already ascending, becoming a dank God. The only way to stop this is by challenging him to a 1v1 quick scoping match on rust. Then, before he trick shots you into oblivion, turn towards him and tip your fedora, then yell "UWOTCASUL". If it works, his hat will fly off and he will no longer be 3MLG5U, he will then apologize for being a filthy casul. If it fails, then your brother will become a member of the illuminate, where he will smoke weed every day with shrek, quickscoping, rek scrubs, and spooking people. All because you couldn't stop him becoming 3MLG5U
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由LEGI0N of 0ne編輯： 6/29/2015 7:18:14 PMSecretly destroy all of his COD games. Then go to every video game shop within 50 miles and buy every COD game that each store has. He'll come to his senses before the stores get new shipments. You'll even do everyone within 50 miles a favor.
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1 回覆Lather it in mt dew, and lightly powder him with dorrito dust. The increase of MLG should help.
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1 回覆Hmm, I thought that was a description of a Douchebag. Do I need stereotype re-education?
