Republican: [spoiler]One who believes the best form of political organization is the republic, i.e. Government by representatives of the public. Not to be confused with Publicans, who believe the best form of organization is the round, or Pelicans, who are staunch monarchists.[/spoiler] Conservative: [spoiler]One who generally prefers to keep the status quo rather than risk change. In practice, this is often conflated with hardline Christian beliefs, an emphasis on free market economics over government intervention, and allowing dipshits like Rick Perry to run for office.[/spoiler] Democratic: [spoiler]Exhibiting qualities of democracy, the core principle of which is that political authority ultimately resides with the general populace rather than any select group. Most famous ancient example is the Athenians, who were fans of democracy, parthenons, and grown men having sex with little boys.[/spoiler] Liberal: [spoiler]Derived from the word liberty, meaning one who seeks to make society freer through positive change. Often associated with government intervention in economic markets and tolerance of non mainstream social or religious views. See also: Mad Max.[/spoiler]