It's a long watch, I know. Especially for those of us with goldfish-level attention spans.
But the upshot is...
#1: The guvmnt has your dick on file
#2: You should still take pics of it, 'cause patriotism.
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[i]Love[/i] his last statement encouraging Americans to send dick pics!... Recon, check your inbox, you got a new PM.
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Recon, what happened to you? Jeez, you're a ninja for crying out loud! You're supposed to encourage us to follow the code of conduct!
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>Be me >finds out dick picks are patriotic >posts dick pick on b.net to show I love my country >get bant >mfw mods hate Merica >I sue >case goes all the way to Supreme Court and causes civil unrest >civil war breaks out >things get heated >nukes cum out >world gets bombed >mfw world I caused extinction with a dick pick
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interviews with snowden aren't easy to come by, a silly comedian shouldn't have been given this opportunity.
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What I can get from this is, the best way to fight this over extension of governmental surveillance abilities, is to send more dick pics than the desk monkey sorting through these pictures can handle. We will kill them with the power of penis.
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