That's right m80s; set your tellyboxes to ITV at 8pm to see 7 scantily clad men and women dance around spangly polls and show you their 'big plans' for the country. (Yes that was a deliberate misspell of poles; I'm not quite sure how well that satirisation went tbh, probably badly though, so I'll stop) All the whos, whats, whens and whys are up there in that link, but are any of you actually going to bother watching it?