This is the first out of four letters to Crota!
[i]Dear Crota,
Why is the only way to get into your house on the roof? It is such a long jump, that it hurts when we hit the ground. If you could please get a front door, it would be so much easier to get in. On another note, why don't you lighten the place up a bit, I read somewhere that if you live in the dark, you have a greater chance at becoming depressed, and I don't think those little lamps help very much. You should also try and get some air condition in there, some of your minions are exploding from heat, so just something else to think about. Also, is it necessary to activate a bridge that leads to your hallwall? Just kinda silly if you ask me.
P.S. I'm not trying to tell you how to run your house, just making some suggestions.
Love, Brandon4K210[/i]
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[i]Dear Brandon4K210, because I don't want your stupid as getting in trying to rob my shit! i thought you Guardians got the message after I massacred your friends on the moon, but nooo, you just HAD to start messing with us again. there is nothing wrong with Darkness, it is a far superior force to the Light. plus I can spawn minions at will, so who gives a damn about them? they knew what they signed up for. I'll also have you know that I used to be an interior decorator, and Green and Black is the "In" colour this year. love, Crota. P.S. no Gjallarhorn for you.[/i]
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I'd like to know where his 80" curved flatscreen TV with surround sound and xbox/playstation is. Come on bruh, you're the son of Oryx, surely your family has oil sheik money. And where's the garage full of Bentleys and Benzes? Dude lives like a bum if you ask me.
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We go through crotas toilet to get in his house we were flushed back through into his septic tank
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[i]Dear Crota, The thralls won't let me in, and all I want to do is play sword fight with you like we had planned to do this week. I know you're mad about the cheesing and I'm sorry but we're all too excited to walk the bridge one at a time. (On a side note, those Ogres have anger issues) The Deathsinger never actually sings, either. Just thought you should know. I'm rambling now, please just let me know when it's okay to come ogre. I mean, over. Sincerely, Kc Kewlz[/i]