Here it is. The long-awaited sequel to Treebeard's award-winning 'would you rather' thread.
Here are 7 unthinkable options, each more gruesome than the last. But if you had to choose one, which would you pick?
EDIT: In all these scenarios you survive and have to bear the scars and injuries of the incident. You get no surgery etc. afterwards and you get no pain relief.
For the penetration option, you have the choice of: a 12" piece of wood that splinters very easily, or a 12" dildo with knives attached to it.
For every time you vote and don't reply, I'll burn down a child.
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由Thudd224編輯: 2/20/2015 8:20:37 AMButt cheeks, because you did not specify how much cheek we had to eat. So thus I assume it is enough to achieve a result. So when they serve my ass on a silver platter, I shall enjoy it, because who could claim they literally had their ass handed to them on a silver platter
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Clarify being "penetrated". I am going to go ahead and say that being stabbed is being penetrated so I would pick that easily over the rest. Why would anyone pick being run though mulitiple times with a spear over being stabbed? FFS, a coloscopy is being penetrated by a 12" spike. Of course you have to pick that one. You will survive and it would only suck temporarily. The rest are much worse.
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由Master of Dank編輯: 2/20/2015 8:16:14 AM
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Spear. More of a badass for surviving, and dont look like an idiot. You can be all like "b*tch, please. I got run through with a spear"
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由fraggumz編輯: 2/19/2015 2:39:26 PMi wonder if girls are voting for the glory hole with meat grinder on the other side. no loss for them
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