[quote]And jesus should be brutally beaten and nailed to a tree to make up for the millions killed in his name.
Oooohhhhh......oh no...[/quote]
He died for our imperfections and so we could go to heaven. His sacrifice was the most noble sacrifice ever. That is why he returned to us later.
[quote]Dracula was written in literature and I believe that he rose from the dead.
Are jesus and Dracula the same person?[/quote]
Jesus isn't in a fictional book though
No silly Pastafarianism is the biggest religion in the world. If you want to give up your sinful ways so you can return to the great colander in the sky, his noodlie appendage will lift you up from your wickedness.
[quote]No silly Pastafarianism is the biggest religion in the world. If you want to give up your sinful ways so you can return to the great colander in the sky, his noodlie appendage will lift you up from your wickedness.[/quote]
I don't think that is a thing better but it proves you aren't worth Gods time.
There was a tree on fire in my backyard. It told me everything I know and taught me to be a good guy. Then I couldn't get my gf knocked up so she bought a female slave so I could make babies with her.
[quote]There was a tree on fire in my backyard. It told me everything I know and taught me to be a good guy. Then I couldn't get my gf knocked up so she bought a female slave so I could make babies with her.[/quote]
So?