Don't even joke about that. I've been having a weird feeling in my chest for a while, so I went to the doctor. They took x-rays and the worst thing I could fear became a reality. I came back positive for skeleton. There is a skeleton living in my body. The doctors said it was benign, that it can't be removed without me dying. I have to live with a skeleton in my body until the day that I die.

Holy shit I'm sorry. I didn't know. [spoiler]kek[/spoiler]

It's okay. Just please remember to wear a black and orange ribbon in October for skeleton awareness month. More people should know of this birth defect.