CrazyLincoln: An illness contracted though physical bites. As the illness spreads though the body, it begins to attack core parts of brain function. Memory is erased and reprogrammed by the illness. The infected started to believe that they are actually the President Lincoln. As the illness progresses, the infected loss the ability to sleep. The infected become erratic and uncontrollable. Notable phrases that may be heard in this stage are "I'll emancipate your soul" and the more common "-blam!- your cherry tree." In the last stage, the infected become sexual attracted to horses. It is rumored that engra is in this stage. Cure: A shot to the back of the head.