True has 4 letters in it,
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) has ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) letters in it.
[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)+4]/(squrt:ayy lmao)=banana
Banana-red=3
3 sides in a triangle
Doritos are triangles
Doritos has 7 letters in it
Neckbeards eat doritos
Neckbeards are in the friendzone
Doritos = friendzone
Friendzone has 10 letters in it
The friendzone is fictional
Fictional has 9 letters in it
10+9= 19
1+9=10
1+0=1
Today is (1)January 2nd
2+1+1=4
4 sides in a square
SQUARE root of 9 = 3
Illuminate confirmed.