>The stick finds natural gas supplies in it's country >The US government secures new trade routes with the stick country >The new-found wealth is not evenly distributed amongst the population >Tension between the wealthy and poor in the stick society emerges >Some sticks, who feel that they have been taken advantage of, start to turn hostile >Civil war breaks out amongst the population >US Government sends 1000 marines in to help combat rebel groups >Locals are uneasy to the idea of foreign intervention >US Marines kill a stick wrongly accused of blowing up a cargo freighter >Hostility to US forces strengthens >Insurgency groups gain waves of support after stick murder >Support for Marines and government cripple, marines are now at war with the people they came to protect >US government authorises drone strikes on villages in the area >Aide of the leader to the main rebel group is killed during strike >US President appears on Aircraft carrier to give a speech with a banner behind him saying "Mission Accomplished" >President pulls out the remaining 452 marines >Stick government topples >Rebel forces establish new government >New government establishes new trade route with China >Gives valuable intel to Chinese government taken from a high-ranking marine POW >China uses this intel to plan out an effective invasion of the US >The 452 marines are found, captured and held prisoner for the rest of their lives

Marine

Does the stick have the ability to turn into Groot?

"Son, when I joined the core we had a stick, TWO sticks and a rock! And we had to SHARE the rock. You are one very lucky marine. " Sargent Johnson Made me think this

The first one to find the flamethrower on the map.

One marine can step on the stick. Then you have two stick Stick win everytime

they'd probably surround the stick and tell it to surrender and when it inevitably didn't, they'd open fire and all kill each other gg stick wins

Marines split stick in half Now there are two sticks Rinse and repeat Infinitely large amounts of infinitely small sticks Stick wins.

Force Recon

The ones that own a Nokia 3310

The U.S Army