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原先发布于：Dads of Destiny
12/17/2014 5:22:28 AM
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"You Know You're a Dad When..."
"...you automatically DVR your 5-year old daughter "Teen Titans Go" cartoon for yourself because you had to run somewhere and didn't want to miss the ending!
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2 回复"...when your child suddenly needs urgent help in the potty and you realize (again) there IS NO PAUSE in Destiny, so you run (like a dummy) to take care of the potty issue and run back (again, like a dummy) to only find you died, in shame :)
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5 回复由Darthmaximus编辑： 12/17/2014 2:22:34 PMA) You get excited when you realized you're watching a new episode of *insert childrens show here*. B) Its been an hour after your child has went to bed and you suddenly realize you've been watching Disney Jr. for the past hour voluntarily.
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1 回复when you wear the Hello Kitty band aid with pride cuz your daughter put it on your booboo
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4 回复You know every single -blam!-ing Disney princess by name. What the hell happened to me?!?
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When the thought of human feces in a tub is no longer associated with a crazy party but rather a typical Tuesday night bath time... you might be a dad When your tv has not moved from Disney jr channel in weeks... you might be a dad When you play with a headset not for total game immersion but to avoid waking the kids with a "guardian down"... you might be a DoD. When you look at your child and realized you put their pants on backwards after the diaper change because you didn't want to miss the big block sing song... you might be a dad. I can keep going all day with these
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由Manchu4249编辑： 12/17/2014 7:13:18 PMNo matter where you are or who is around, the bathroom is now known as the potty. I get some weird looks when im out and ask where their potty is. Lol Or when you know where every squeaky floor board and stair in the house is so you dont step on one and wake the kids/wife.
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You can't use the PlayStation Camera because your son won't stop incessantly talking to whomever he hears like a teenage girl who hasn't seen her best friend all week or dancing in front of the TV if he sees himself or me on the TV.
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1 回复When you recognize the episode of Chuggington on Disney jr. and say "this episode sucks" and then turn on Netflix to find a "GOOD" episode of Chuggington.
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your 6 year old daughter wants to give you a mani-pedi while playing destiny and you say no to the manicure bc it requires hands off the controller but agree to the pedicure. After youre done gaming you look down to find a different color on each toe.
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1 回复When you catch yourself singing a themesong of a cartoon meant for 4 year olds in public. :/
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1 回复I've always thought you were christened into parenthood when you get peed on by tour young one. ... my son smiled as he got me in the face when changing his diaper... sigh.... good days..... good days
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When your son helps himself to a packet of fruit snacks without your permission, but you'll let it slide if he gets another packet for you. When you're running the vog and singing the "wheels on the bus", but you change the words to "the lights on the vex go boom boom boom..." When you're watching all your kids shows and fully understand all the adult messages, but you enjoy it because you know they're meant for you.
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6 回复由MadMatt247编辑： 12/17/2014 5:31:16 AMAt the end of a Vault run you find you are wearing a strawberry shortcake hat, my little pony braids, lip shiner and half your toe is painted "Aurora" pink...then you hear "You're the prettiest princess to beat that shiny bad guy"
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1 回复When it starts to snow and the first thing you do is sing " do you want to build a snowman?" #frozenlife
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6 回复[quote]"...you automatically DVR your 5-year old daughter "Teen Titans Go" cartoon for yourself because you had to run somewhere and didn't want to miss the ending![/quote] When the Mickey mouse clubhouse theme song is stuck in your head for days it's all my 2 year old watches
