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9/24/2014 10:54:21 AM
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Its been a while CATxGOxPURR... tell me do you still do that cute thing with the cucumber and the astro glide? Gets me every time. I remember our moonlit walks on the moon, shooting fallen in the air tubes and cuddling as we watched them suffocate and die. You would lather me in bacon grease and hurl me into a pack of ravenous hive witches in heat, and clean your hand cannon as you watched them perform the forbidden ritual... good times. the cat certainly does purr.
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Oh so jelly my friend, I have recently received an exotic item called the "Howling glove" its some sort of Latex weapon that blocks enemy fire from both sides and i was lucky enough to obtain the camouflaged variety, I now have the ability to sneek up on my enemies and shoot em right in the ass! Hopefully i can upgrade my "Double trouble" ability by next week, it says "Destroy your enemies as your glove expands inside there bodies and causes them to pop" it increases my velocity and impact by almost 30%!!.
