Because.
You claim that the Holocaust isn't real, yet your name is Ian, which is the Gaelic version of John, a Hebrew name.
Massive plot hole right there.
[quote]You claim that the Holocaust isn't real, yet your name is Ian, which is the Gaelic version of John, a Hebrew word. [/quote]
Actually the meaning behind my name means [i]Gift From God[/i] or [i]God's Gift[/i]. You can kind of a say I'm a Messenger from God, which means everything I say is right.
#Told
No I... I didn't mean it like that.... Don't, don't cry Ian!
*wipes your tears away and holds your head against my chest*
You are not ugly, don't listen to evil Noelle, she doesn't know what she's talking about.
That explains why I have a painting of George Washington Crossing The Delaware as my wallpaper, why I have a signature on my B.net account that says "GOD BLESS CAPITALISM!" and why I salute the American Flag every time I pass by one.