But government surveillance cameras implanted in all sausages track you when mustard and ketchup is detected on the same hot dog.
You are soon arrested.
You live as a fugitive from the law for the rest of your life.
After your death, you become a figurehead for the Hot Dog Condiment Deregulation movement.
After the revolution is over, peace is restored to the land and the Hot Dog Condiment Industry. It is a great time to live, but alas, the people mourn for you.