So, it that why people online become exponentially more assholish, because they are sitting on the toilet while posting and that connects their asshole to millions of other assholes, thus making their assholery reach to the Nth degree?
I just sent someone a Major message twice today.... It was about the effects of tacos on the human colon...
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Only if you're connected to a city sewer system. If you live in rural areas you most likely have a septic tank and your "network" of butts would be limited to the two or three toilets your have in your home.
A network should allow things to flow freely, so you can both share and recieve whatever shit you want.
... or do your toilets work differently than mine?