He's spent the last week [b]Fighting Lion[/b]s, tussling with tigers, and boxing bears. He tried to [b]Keep[/b] the [b]Peace[/b] between the three alpha mammals but then the Fire Nation attacked and everything changed. They arrived at [b]Dawn[/b]; massive [b]Wing[/b]ed ships emblazoned with the [b]Sacred[/b] mark of flaming fury. [i]They burned everything in sight. Our vaults, filled with stuff, were set alight. Humans ran in fear, screaming with fright. We guardians stood strong, ready to test our might. The battle it raged, oh what a sight. And then, at it's climactic height; We slew the Dominus Ghaul and rid our land of his Red Legion blight. This week Xur proclaimed his inventory "sure to delight" With Fighting Lion we're sure to have trials wins well into the night. Its bouncing grenades sure to be a Trials plight.[/i] [spoiler]I hope you realize I'm being as sarcastic as Jim was to Dwight[/spoiler]