ITT: Destinites bamboozled

Is your real gamertag Saucey Harambe and you just used a fake profile to post this and keep yourself hidden from the game's community? I'm pretty sure that's what this is. I saw you post on another thread some harsh stuff to a guy who wanted some changes made to Trials.

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Illiterates on Bungie.net. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. [b][u]Cowboy Harambe[/u][/b]. From what I can gather, he commands the Butthurts from a clickbait thread just outside of #Destiny2. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out and break their grip on the literary challenged. ~trickshot1002 ︻デ┳═ー

Cry more, you haven't done everything in D2. You're a noob.

[b]QUICK, MAN ! ! OPEN UP A WINDOW ! YOU'RE ASPHYXIATING ON YOUR OWN DORITOS FARTS! ! ! [/b]

[quote]Its done! Everything done! game done. strike done. Both the night fall inside potatoe reaches climax! What do I do? Bungie without meta improves all is done, as the game reaches time should reach too! But after playing, its finished. I thought shootgun as large capacity catagory was bad. But finishing game after 2 weeks brains the skull! In other countries food times cost reaches expense. Pay $70, or even 30 for the fact of that matter, a game should feed the sole! But titan, hunter, warlock done. Not even shaders permanently fixed. Destiny is mightily the best erection of gaming, but cant satisfy users. Like hope that largely swells at the sight of evening, it limps without vitality at the critical moment. Dageoowa cantory isnt done! Both the brothers want some too! I'm hoping future bungie improves both the moment and the desire,,,[/quote] [EXPERIMENTAL TRANSLATION- BEGIN] It's done. I'm done with everything. I finished the game and I did all the strikes and the nightfall. And the potato servers are reaching their climax. I thought a shotgun with a large capacity was bad. But finishing the game after TWO WEEKS? Hurts my brain to think about it! If you pay 70, or even 30 dollars, the game should feed your soul! Destiny cannot satisfy its users, it fails at every critical moment. I'm hoping in the future bungie improves it. [TRANSLATION END] Erm, I tried.

"Destiny is mightily the best erection of gaming, but cant satisfy users"… That right there folks is a slice of fryed gold, forum wisdom at its best.

Variks get on the comms what is he saying

[i]"Its done! Everything done! game done. strike done. Both the night fall inside potatoe reaches climax! What do I do? Bungie without meta improves all is done, as the game reaches time should reach too! But after playing, its finished. I thought shootgun as large capacity catagory was bad. But finishing game after 2 weeks brains the skull! In other countries food times cost reaches expense. Pay $70, or even 30 for the fact of that matter, a game should feed the sole! But titan, hunter, warlock done. Not even shaders permanently fixed. Destiny is mightily the best erection of gaming, but cant satisfy users. Like hope that largely swells at the sight of evening, it limps without vitality at the critical moment. Dageoowa cantory isnt done! Both the brothers want some too! I'm hoping future bungie improves both the moment and the desire,,," -Cowboy Harambe, Journal Record #2 [/i]

Variks get on the comms. What did he say?

Watadushane? [spoiler]"Always reaching, always groping"[/spoiler]

[quote]Destiny is mightily the best erection of gaming, but can't satisfy users.[/quote] If ever there was the perfect description of destiny, this is it.

Varies, get in the comms.