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由Heavens, CEO of Stasis编辑：
12/22/2016 1:56:11 PM
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Why Hal Jordan is Trash.
- Hal Jordan never thinks, he just does.
- He let the self-proclaimed Guardians of the Universe betray his Corps time after time.
- He can't keep Carol Ferris from leaving him over and over.
- His city got nuked by Mongul, he went batshit crazy and killed everyone in the Green Lantern Corps except a few people and took their rings, called himself Parallax, from being influenced by Parallax, proving he's susceptible to fear.
- Meanwhile, Sinestro loses his best friend, his wife, his daughter (temporarily) and keeps it cool.
- Sinestro then loses his entire planet, and all he does is switch his power rings.
Remember people, Hal Jordan is that bag of flaming shit those teenagers left on your neighbors porch.
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3 回复由Horacio Crux编辑： 12/23/2016 5:28:02 PM
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1 回复John Stewart is the only Green Lantern that I'll ever acknowledge. That Hal Jordan fellow can go suck a.....Lemon.
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3 回复Hal E. Copter is the true Hal. [spoiler]RESCUE HEROES![/spoiler] [spoiler][i]I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.[/i][/spoiler]
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