FROM THE REVISED BOOK OF CABAL CUISINE [u]HUNTERS[/u] [i]Because of Hunters' skinny, meatless frame and usually salty flavor, we do not recommend roasting them. They are also unsuitable for frying, broiling, or any other conventional means of consumption. If you have an appetite for Guardian, find a nice, plump warlock or a good meaty Titan. They might be somewhat harder to kill, but the surpeior flavor makes them worth it. If you have nothing to eat but Hunter, we recommend making it into stew. Cooked thoroughly, and combined with lots of bland vegetables, Hunter can make a very hearty main dish. Alternatively, a Hunter can be pureed and spread on bagels as an alternative to lox.[/i]

Lol Nova Bomb. The amount of times I've seen a Warlock kill themselves with it is limitless. They have nothing to say about what Hunters wear because they wear dres... ROBES, excuse me. And have a bond...? Okee. Their Quartermaster is a terribly stiff human who (when talking about a Guardian stranded in the Vault of Glass) immediately says something like "I've heard heard that name before... Written in the margin of text! He is real!" Titans on the other hand. Wait, this is still on the same hand... Of all the creative names for subclasses, they came up with Striker, Defender, and (props to Taken King) Sunbreaker. Defender is a Super I only seem to see in choke points which soak up your team's bullets more than the enemy's. YOUR Quartermaster is Zavala, a monotone big man who... I don't know. Until just now I forgot who he was because of his tiny contribution to the story And then on the other hand we have Hunters. Instead of being sitting ducks in the air, we maneuver to get out of the way of Titan smashes, Warlock mortars, etc. We apparently have no eyes because we wear helmets that have no, well, places to see out of. Like the Graviton Forfeit. Speaking of which, is a fly looking piece. Cloaks vs bonds(?) vs marks. Really? REALLY? While Titans get the Fabian Strategy (woo hoo) and Warlocks get Tlaloc (actual legit props), Hunters get the Ace of Spades. Lit gun. Made by a lit Quartermaster, Cayde-6. As opposed to the other 2, Cayde actually contributes a lot. He always seems to be helping out Eris on Taken King missions and provides us with comic relief. He's the only Quartermaster (or NPC at all) that seems to have a personality, and extra props if you'll notice he's a ROBOT (Exo, if you think I'm racist). He gave us a stealth drive for our ships (which granted, we broke) so we could get into the Dreadnaught. Thanks Cayde! HONESTLY GUYS. I think we should all get along a lot more. But I have to back up my favorite class when it's being attacked. Love Warlocks. They're honestly pretty great. Titans have a spot in my heart too. Truthfully, it's not as big as the one for Hunters and Warlocks, but it's still there

They state warlock Armor looks dumb but half their helmets just slap a triangle on their face and call it good. Warlock had a ram helmet. Titans have a horned helmet. Hunters are chickens and wear a bird helmet as proof. Their armor is so low that when they high five Titans, the Ghost stands by for resurrection. Why do Nightstalkers thrive in the shadows? So no one will see them cry in fear of hive while using their cloaks as a blanket. Why do they always complain about nerfs? They're so bad in the crucible everything else seems greater by comparison. Why does tripmine no longer stick? Some Hunter's accuracy was so bad he kept sticking himself, That good enough?

They're not worth roasting.

There is none. We're too fly👌🏼