The soundtracks that play during softcore porn that are basically just a fuсkton of sound that's meant to be either rap or death metal but you can't tell because the girl's fake moans drown out the lyrics
Probably something calm, surreal. Then later it starts up the bass, drums and lyrics start to play and when you least expect it, the bass drops and you are left with silence then it slowly builds up again because you've found true love then "Your A Rockstar" from Shrek plays from there on out.
[spoiler]any other suggestions (op can suggest too).[/spoiler]