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1/23/2016 5:27:18 AM
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Personality Test - Are You a Good Person?
So, it's a Friday night much like this one and you decide to go to the local bar with a few buddies. You play some pool, have a good time, and drink some Mtn Dew.
On your way home, a pain slowly builds up in your stomach and you realize you have to shit. Really really bad.
Your going down a dirt road up a steep hill when the car in front of you crashes head on in to another car. You drive up, the crash seems really bad. Then your stomach starts hurting and you have to shit REALLY REALLY BAD and your only like 2 minutes away from your house.
What do you do?
Test results will be replied to you. Please make your response creative.
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由Wurmple编辑： 2/7/2016 9:26:57 PM1.Put adult diaper on that you store in your care just in case. 2. Run help and put on a pillow that is ruined already but good enough to make him confortable. 3. Get toilet paper and rap it around wounds.. 4. call police during all of this because you are multitasking
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3 回复Take a shit on the driver and say to them, "Oh my! Could your night be any shittier?".
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2 回复由Blueliner13编辑： 1/24/2016 2:57:44 AMGet out of my car and do whatever I could to help them. I would feel terrible if people were injured or killed because I literally didn't give a shit.
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1 回复As I'm getting out of the car, pull down my pants and eject the deuce behind me while waddling over there, then pull my pants back up.
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由A Pumpkin Spice Bagel编辑： 1/24/2016 5:35:43 AMcan't do much with shit in your pants. Call 911 and head home and pray it's a fast shit so you can head back before the ambulance arrives. Besides what can I do for dying people? Unless they want me to delete their internet history I would be completely useless.
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由Infiltrat0rN7编辑： 1/24/2016 5:19:31 AM>Implying I go to the bar >Implying I drink mtn dew >Implying I play pool >Implying there's a dirt road near my house >Implying implications Even if I had to shit badly I'll help them out, I don't give a damn if I shit my pants I'm two minutes away from my house. EMT's that arrive on scene might look at me funny, but I saved a life!
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4 回复由barackobeezy编辑： 1/24/2016 3:33:24 AM
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1 回复Call 911 as I roll up to the scene at a reasonably fast speed. If they're still conscious and the car isn't on fire, speed going home, take a shit, get high and watch Archer. If they are unconscious, help them, shit THEIR pants, clean up with a piece of their clothing, throw it in the woods and wait for aid to arrive. Simple.
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1 回复由HITLER编辑： 1/24/2016 2:30:54 AMIf there Jewish shit on them If there German get my personal medical unit And use my on the road bathroom
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