A legitimate answer is that it would be equal to itself.. Youre dealing with unlike terms. So you cannot subtract monkeys from cereal. And because of that you cant simplify it any further by dividing it by the constitution. The correct answer is the question itself
I'm currently taking Nicolas Cagometry. The answer would be 1 monkey.
7 Monkeys - 2 Applejacks = 5 monkeys
It takes an average of 2 monkeys to steal a Constitution. Constitution^2 = -4 monkeys
Therefore 1 monkey remains. Presumably left to fling fecal matter in anger.