The only problem is the notion that Philadelphia is not already a total pile of garbage, it is. Maybe change that first line to "well Philly still looks the same, like a giant pile of dogshit"
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lol I was born and raised in and around philly. I've never had someone try to sell me a turtle. drugs, girls and guns yea... but a turtle? no. and I guess I'd technically be renting the girl not buying her. apart from that yea its a shithole. I've been shot at 3 times in philly just for driving in a place someone felt white people were not allowed.
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ah maybe thats it. I've never used the subway. why on earth would any human want to go down a hole in a street that reeks of piss and get on a train? I have a car, there are buses, I have 2 feet. no way in hell I would voluntarily go down into one of those holes.