[quote]Seriously, shut the fûcking up. And go to Google hang out so you can hang yourself.[/quote]
Profanity and advocating suicide.
I'd say that's pretty much about as salty as you can get.
I don't think you know what salty means. Salty means I'm whining about something, crying if you will. I'm just annoyed because you're absolutely retarded.
Nothing about the colloquial use of the word "salty" has to do with whining, and crying is only somewhat related.
[quote]I'm just annoyed[/quote]
This, however, would be a part of being salty.
You can read up on it yourself, if you like!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=salty
I think most people would agree that you behavior is a clear indicator of a borderline dangerous overdoes of your daily sodium intake.