I'm a level 2,000 Destiny Storyline
Here's my loadout
Primary weapon: Storyline
Description - "Don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain"
Special weapon: After you pay for DLC
Description - "I could tell you of a dark war centuries ago where the traveller was battered and thorn apart"
Heavy weapon: The banter bus
Description - "Why use rockets or bullets? shoot Luke smiths armpit hair and sweat instead. It's super effective".
Ok here's some of my subclass abilities you might like
The Activison: gives me the ability to cut out half the mission you are currently playing and forces you to pay an extra 20$ to continue the mission and the rest of the game.
The fanboy: Instead of throwing grenades or using your melee, you can throw money at people and objects. This has a super effect if you are throwing the money at a screen.
The cheese: Makes each mission basically pointless by making yourself 100% invincible. Skilled players only.
Sally the Gally: When this perk is unlocked, every post you make in any LFG will include "must have max Gally or gtfo you unskilled scrub".
I have over 10,000 grimore score and I went flawless in trials while I was blindfolded. Is that good enough? Add me my username is XxXGoDxX-_ZxRetrozZzxXx