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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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The first time challenge mode was on Golgoroth, my team and I were having issues staying alive at first until we got the rhythm down. My buddy's girlfriend could hear our team talking since he has his mic output through his speakers. She walked out of the room and then back in to the room hearing one of us say "alright I'll grab gaze this time". She then sounds baffled and asks us all, " why in the world are you all trying to grab gay people?". We all died from laughter. It's pretty much a running gag whenever we play that part of the raid now.
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So I was in prison of elders with my friends and half through we heard wears ass noises through my friends mic and we asked him what was happening and he said "don't worry about it" then we hear a 16 year old kid screaming in pain and me and my friend are like wtf and my friends like "are you -blam!- someone in there" and he says "don't worry about it" and I say "is there a drunk person hitting themselves with a hammer?" And for the rest of the game we just made jokes about what we heard and he didn't speak we lost our sh1t it was so funny.
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25 回复In crucible with a fireteam, overheard this. "Ay this mutha -blam!-in sunsinger must be drinkin' sunny D because he's unleashin the power of sun on our asses"
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22 回复Me: "Hunny, if you keep messing with me I'm going to stab your butthole with a fork" Girlfriend: "Are you almost done playing? I'm getting tired" Me: "No, but don't worry, if you fall asleep I'll have sex with you anyway" Fireteam: "Bro, there's laws against that you know" Me: "I'm so tired of that stupid bitch today(Omnigul)" Girlfriend: "Who the -blam!- are you talking to like that about me?" Me: "Not you hunny" Girlfriend: "Whatever. God you're such an asshole" Fireteam: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Son: "Hey dad?" Me: "Yes, son?" Son: "Can I ask you something?" Me: "Of course" Son: "How come hair is growing on my balls?" Me: "Already? You're 7..." Fireteam: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Son: "Can I shave it?" Fireteam: "Smart kid." I get tired of talking to myself for minutes at a time before realizing the mic is muted so I stopped muting it. This shit happens all. the. time.
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I left my controller on the table when I went afk during Crota's Raid. My mic was sitting next to it and some of my teammates realized if they started shooting my guardian they could hear my controller vibrating. I came back downstairs to see the controller three fourths of the away vibrating across the table and I just lost it.
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26 回复My older sister comes into the room screaming "WHERE IS THE PHUCKING CAT I'M GONNA SKIN HIM ALIVE!!!" So I'm like what'd he do? And she says, while still screaming loud enough for the mic to pick up, "THE LITTLE SHIT JUMPED ON MY HEAD AND PUSHED MY FACE INTO THE TOILET WHILE I WAS CLEANING IT"
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22 回复No lie, This is true : I was on a team of Randoms and my brother doing VoG. We all just fooling around have done it many times. Do stupid shit while playing. Well one of the guys seemed to be having an argument with his GF. She wanted him to stop playing because she was "In the Mood" This guy was like "Im almost done" so hold on. We were at Templar. So she starts talking louder and he says "Sorry guys I have to turn my mic off so you don't hear this" Well idk what happened but he didn't turn it off because she started talking louder and louder and then it happened... The GF came up close to his face, in mic range, and said "If you don't come and Fist my Fcking P@ssy right Now I am Never eating your asshole ever again!!!" To say an Awkward silence occurred between the other 5 of us would be an understatement... Then my Brother out of nowhere says "Uhhh dude, I think you should probably go Fist your Girlfriend, just saying" Extreme laughter breaks out and then the guy made A OMG Sound and Quit. Probably the funniest moment ever.
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8 回复This guy in our raid team (a random) was quiet for awhile then all of sudden...(squeaker voice) Mom! Did you get my energy drink? I don't want f***ing apple juice! [spoiler]I kicked him[/spoiler]
