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2/14/2015 1:51:38 AM
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I've had a good day
So far, today had been an amazing day for me. It'd be easier if I list the things, so that's what Imma do. List is in chronological order.
1. Had a really good sandwich that I got for free.
2. A girl in class basically said she wanted my D and now I'm going to see 50 shades of grey with her tomorrow.
3. I got a phone call for a job app I submitted in November, and they asked if I could come in tomorrow morning for an interview.
4. I got a swagger haircut that makes me super sexy.
5. One of the girls working at Macy's flirted with me so hard that she eventually gave me her phone number all by herself.
6. I took the best shit ever, it was so fulfilling that when I wiped, there was nothing to wipe away...
So flood, sorry for that brick of text... What I wanted to ask was... How was your day?
TL;DR: My day was good, how was yours?
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4 回复It was all right, I guess. Pretty normal. But I guess I was a little weird today, lol. I vacuumed, wearing a Linkin Park shirt while listening to and dancing around a bit to 2009/2010 Chris Brown music... And then when I was playing Left 4 Dead with my friend, somehow 50 Shades of Grey came up and it pretty much ended with me saying that I'm into BDSM... which I could tell weirded him out a bit. So, yeah... pretty normal and boring except for those things.
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8 回复Well this week in general has been good. I got the red death, hard light, thunderlord, and gjallarhorn all in one week.
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You know you've had a good day when you took a good shit. My day has been pretty normal. Woke up and masterbated then sat in the closet and cried myself to sleep. Took the dog out to shit and I took a shit with him, wasn't a good shit. My neighbors didn't approve of me taking a shit outside. Played video games for awhile, masterbated, then back to the closet to cry myself to sleep or nap in this case. Then it was off to work.
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2 回复My first and favorite snare drum broke today I had to spend 3 hours looking for my dog who got outside I had to babysit my niece Burger King messed up my order completely I was pulled over by the cops for supposedly running a stop sign My bed's legs broke today and I had to fix them I was late for work because I had lost my car keys I had to work with a dipshit today who doesn't know what he is doing I had to work by myself the last hour of work Got yelled at by management [spoiler]Today was great![/spoiler]
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