Hey you! Yeah, you, sitting behind that screen, contemplating what he's doing with himself and why he's alive, I'm talking to YOU! Haven't you always wanted to do something meaningful, something that will allow you to leave your own stamp on this shit hole we call the B.net forums? Well, now is your chance! I fight tirelessly day and night to maintain order in this godforsaken hellhole, and my will to go on is quickly depleting. I am in need of more deputies that will help me carry out the law and smack down the evil that is consuming this once great community. Become a fellow deputy, and we will bring order back to this forum! Here are my requirements: [b]1.You must not be in any way associated with #Destiny. Violation of this rule is punishable by death. 2. You must have a 6.9 K/D or higher in every Halo game. 3. You can not be a NewFoman. Violation of this rule is punishable by a Frog Blast in the Vent Core. 4. You can not be a loser. We know who you are. 5. You must be a member of the Church of Shrek, and worship the one true god, Shrek the unerring and unassailable. [/b] Brighter days are ahead of us, my brothers. I am looking forward to all new recruits, LONG LIVE THE FLOOD!