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How to be a Pussy Magnet

Step 1. [spoiler]Lift bro, why aren't you lifting this very second? Don't skip leg day either. Go out and put on some muscle weight.[/spoiler] Step 2. [spoiler]Play guitar, chicks love guitar. They see a guy skilled with the precision of his hands and fingers and go "Oh shit, If that guy can't use his dick, I bet you he can use the -blam!- out of his fingers!"[/spoiler] Step 3. [spoiler]Have dolla billz yall. They don't even have to be big bills. Just get a hundred dolla bill and break it into one hundred, 1 dolla billz. Making it rain is making it rain.[/spoiler] Step 4. [spoiler]Have a smooth ride. Doesn't have to be a new model of car. You can get an older muscle car off of craigslist for a pretty decent price. Fix that bitch up, the louder the engine, the louder her engine.[/spoiler] Step 5. [spoiler]Smell fancy as -blam!-. Go get yourself some of that fancy cologne shit, bitches love fancy cologne shit.[/spoiler] Step 6. [spoiler]Throw all your video games out and go do something physical. The only time it's appropriate to have video games is if your chick is a gamer.[/spoiler] Step 7. [spoiler]Disregard all of this and just be yourself. If you do all this just to get girls and not to make yourself happy it's not worth it. Plus the kind of girls who are looking for this stuff specifically are not the kind of girls you want in your lives.[/spoiler] Now, I don't want to see any more of those filthy girl advice threads from you plebs.

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