Why did you greet Offtopians and then proceed to address Offtopites? Us Floodians don't understand you bunch. I swear Offtopicans are the only ones from your side of the world that I can tolerate. Don't even get me started on those dirty Offtopicos; we [i]have[/i] to build a bigger fence to keep them from taking our jerbs. Likewise, it would be nice if Offtopites would go back to Offtop and stay there. You plebeians disgust me.