None of them are really funny, but I prepared a list a long time ago just in case I ever start a band
Bob Seger For Pedophiles
Heavenly Molester
Cows on Acid
Balding Children With Six-Guns
Shifty Eskimo
Get in the Goddamn Van
The Great Dildo Heist
Lobster Jelly
Cycloptic Clown's Hayride of Pipe Dreams
Instead of the having the lead first (ie Benny and the Jets) put the lead last (The Jets and Benny). So theres this band called The Jets and this guy Benny who everyone kind of hates so they won't let him be part in the band.