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由xxx編輯：
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Brothers and Sister of the Congregation
We are gathered here today in the great and Holy Temple of the Cookie Gawd, Bernthal the Great, so that we may give thanks for his bountiful blessings and I may alert you to a false prophet amongst us!!
Yes, you heard me right, a false prophet is amongst us, spreading a vile word and trying to get you to switch to his poisoned cookie ways and his master, Zuul duh Fool!!
Be not taken in be his wily ways, for his path is a false path! You will know his name, for he is a false idol of Golden owlishness!!
But fear not, my loyal flock, for I have strode out to doest battle with cookie sword and cookies shield!!! But whilst I stand at the Gate like the overcooked cookie that can not be budged, I implore you, raise your voices in support of the One True Cookie Monster Gawd, Bernthal the Great!! Let our voices ringeth forth with a clarity and purity brought on by our trueth faith!! For in this test, we shall be triumphant and then enjoy the spoils of war, a veritable cookies and milk smorgasbord of delight!!!
Join me now, my loyal compadres, in rejecting this false cookie prophet!!
Now I shall turn it over to Brother Monster, who shalt lead us in our devotional hymn!
https://youtu.be/Ye8mB6VsUHw
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6 回覆由CoolHandLuke04編輯： 10/8/2018 11:40:17 PMYes Oh Mighty Chosen of the Molasses Cookie Provider! For verily I declare unto thee that ye, I say again Only Ye, haveth reminded the poor, bedraggled non-pastry eating masses what it was like to stand in front of Gramma’s stove waiting for those tasty treats to be done baking! Can I get an amen?!?!
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[quote]We are gathered here today in the great and holy temple of the Cookie Gawd, Bernthal the Great, so that we may give thanks for his bountiful blessings and I may alert you to a false prophet amongst us!! Yes, you heard me right, a false prophet is amongst us, spreading a vile word and trying to get you to switch to his poisoned cookie ways and his master, Zuul duh Fool!! Be not taken in be his wily ways, for his path is a false path! You will know his name, for he is a false idol of Golden owlishness!! But fear not, my loyal flock, for I have strode out to doest battle with cookie sword and cookies shield!!! But whilst I stand at the Gate like the overcooked cookie that can not be budged, I implies you raise your voices in support of the One True Cookie Monster Gawd, Bernthal the Great!! Let our voices ringeth forth with a clarity and purity brought on by our trueth faith!! For in this test, we shall be triumphant and then enjoy the spoils of war, a veritable cookies and milk smorgasbord of delight!!! Join me now, my loyal compadres, in rejecting this false cookie prophet!! Now I shall turn it over to Brother Monster, who shalt lead us in our devotional hymn! https://youtu.be/Ye8mB6VsUHw
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4 回覆由Cell-3編輯： 10/8/2018 11:40:45 PM
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6 回覆*Doors blow open* BOOM! *out steps a squad of Deathwatch squad* We have come to eradicate this heresy in the name of the God Emperor!
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1 回覆由Catty_Wampus22編輯： 10/9/2018 4:37:45 AMI know a guy who knows a guy who says they heard this clown is all about oatmeal raisin cookies!! Sounds like a commie to me.....
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1 回覆ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BERTHAL HE WHO SHALL GUIDE HIS BLESSED FLOCK TOWARDS COOKIES AND XOMBIEXNORAD WHO WILL SMITE ALL WHO DARES OPPOSE OUR ONE AND ONLY LORD BERTHAL [spoiler]HAIL BERTHAL HAIL BERTHAL HAIL BERTHAL[/spoiler]
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3 回覆*while leaning on the wall in the back shrouded in shadows, I crack a smile* *whispers* [spoiler]I love this place.[/spoiler]
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1 回覆FOOL! ZUUL SHALL MAKE ME IMPERVIOUS TO ALL ASSAULTS BY [i]LESSER[/i] BEINGS WHO WOULD DENY THE MASSES THE ABILITY TO SHARE COOKIES! VIVA LA FREE COOKIES!
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15 回覆You shame the saint of cookies himself! He would not want the lies you speak of to come to pass!
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3 回覆... I feel left out, I cannot ingest cookies... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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13 回覆[quote]false prophet[/quote] [quote]false path[/quote] Sweet mother of God, someone took me seriously. We need some rolled up news papers, squirt bottles, and maybe an atom bomb.
