when you're bored [spoiler]1. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? probably, yes 2. Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? idk, look it up maybe 3. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? because that is dictionarysaption 4. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? if you hit something, you know that you hit something 5. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Because he is broke, because he invested everything 6. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? There is no way to turn them on, because everything that goes the speed of light doesn't have mass 7. If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Yes 8. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Then everybody knows it's already built 9. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Because lipstick sticks on your lips and doesn't disable some movement 10. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? idk, ask a docter 11. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Needs pressure to stick to the inside of the bottle 12. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Some other people can drink and drive 13. If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? the gods 14. Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? why not 15. If I save time, when do I get it back? instantly 16. Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved? I don't because i don't live in an English country 17. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? because normal sand does it slower 18. Can Vegans eat Animal crackers? yes, but they don't 19. PS or XBX? Same difference 20. Apple or Android? Apple 21. Why are we here? because 42 22. Destiny or Halo? Halo 23. What if the following sentence is true. But the previous sentence is false? than everybody gets a free hug 25. Why is Bacon have "Bake" in it when we cook it? you say it that way, but you are spelling it wrong 26. Why does Cookies have "Cook" in it when we bake them? why not 27. Imperials or Stormcloaks? the non-racists 28. Is PC truly #masterrace? Same difference 29. What % of fat do you like in your milk? i don't drink milk, im not vegan or whatever BTW 30. Hot tea or Iced tea? Hot tea, never tried iced tea 31. Hot dogs or hamburgers? Hamburgers 32. Beef or Pork? Beef, sorry India 33. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? how big are the licks? 34. Trucks, Cars, or Vans? Vans. because they shoes 35. Sony or Microsoft? Microsoft 36. Is Cortana really kill? We will never know, or just wait for the next Halo´s 37. Can you even? Nope, sorry bud 38. Walmart or Target? neither. never been in one 39. Who is your favorite Ninja/Bng employee? That guy, you know, you can see him in one of the Bungie videos 40. How do you like your steak? Medium Rare 41. Who expects the Spanish Inqusition? nobody 42. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Nope 43. My ancestors are smiling down on me Imperials, can you say the same? Nope, sorry bud 44. How do you get to Carnegie hall? Wut? 45. Is a male magician a wizard or a warlock? Why not both 46. Oak or Pine trees? Oak 47. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow? Google 48. Is country music really that bad? Probably yes 49. Are you a brony? Classified 50. What country do you live in? The Netherlands 51. Do you even lift? Nope 52. What are those? Some nice chips 53. Why are pizza boxes square, when the actual pizza is round? because it is easier to fold 54. Why doesn't McDonalds sell hotdogs? not enough money 55. Can crop circles be square? Yes 56. Are eyebrows considered facial hair? No 56. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? they want us to use more 57. What is Satan's last name? Fartson 58. What is a picture of a thousand words worth? Pictures x (worth picture x sold) 59. Can animals commit suicide? Yes 60. Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop? if they have one 61. Since rabbits don't lay eggs, why does the Easter bunny carry them? he steals them 62. What's the difference between fancy ketchup and regular ketchup? because it`s fancy [/spoiler]

Sorry man I really wish I could've answered all those questions, but unfortunately I cannot go on for you see, my brain is on the verge of exploding due to the endlees amounts of tiger butts and thus no man should ever eat a snail because if you do that you might just end up next to your son of a whore green dog. I rest my case

No wonder you work at McDonald's. Fuсking loser.

[quote]No wonder you work a McDonald's. Fuсking loser.[/quote] Hmm? Loser? McDonalds probably provides a lot more benefits than any other minimum wage job. We have great health/dental plans for crew and managers, tuition assistance for college up words to 5k a year, we have very felxible hours some people even work one day a week, free shoes and uniform, free meals every shift, always 1$ ahead the minimum wage, there's are much more benefits but I just wanted to say McDonald's is at the top of it lines for a fast food chain compared to other restaurants and it's a great place to work and it will give you opportunities like it did for me. So just don't assume ( I'm sure you were joking) that McDonalds is just another Burger joint and if you work there "you're a loser" , it's not it's really not so give it a chance and I bet you will have a different opinion next time you come to a McDonalds.

[quote]minimum wage job[/quote] Have fun finding a new job when automation replaces your entire industry, kiddo.

[quote][quote]minimum wage job[/quote] Have fun finding a new job when automation replaces your entire industry, kiddo.[/quote] Well I hope that's happens soon, and then new jobs would open up to make sure those automation are kept in good repair!

You'll need more than a high school diploma to get one of those jobs. Dumbass.

What crawled up your ass last night?

Your mother's tounge. Kinky shit.

Watch your tongue! Your speaking to ulfric stormcloak, the true high king.

Ulfric stormcloaca can bite me shiny eleven ass