Okay hear me out. Shia LaBeouf is a cannibal. You all know this. Cannibal starts with a "C". So does cannabis. Cannabis is weed. Weed is commonly associated with MLG gaming. CoD is commonly associated with MLG gaming. Shia considers the Wii to be garbage and calls himself a "Real gamer". http://www.popsugar.com/tech/Shia-LaBeouf-Interview-About-Video-Games-Includes-His-Hate-Wii-3357139 "Real gamers" are MLG pro players. MLG pros also eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew. Dew. Do the dew. What is the dew? Is it in disguise? No, it's a feeling deep inside. The dew is a codename. Do Everybody's Will Why would you want to do what everybody says? Think about it. The Illuminati is everywhere. Just take a look: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-whlIF6oVFsU/T5k3Vs1HpuI/AAAAAAAAAxM/X5zM3LobPFA/s1600/disney2.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b6/df/15/b6df15657d4f297f3fb05d7c0326f48b.jpg http://lazerhorse.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Jay-Z-Illuminati-Symbols-On-Stage.jpg What if the Illuminati is bigger than we ever thought? What if it occupies...everybody? Oh no... They're at my door, I can hear them! Listen, you gotta run1 You cant let them get away with this! find the way to stop this whatever it is! theyre in kmy house, oh no fight, fight! keep fighting for mea bjna e[o[j[fafa agijnnegaij '' TAWabwtawg tw\ tnuawnuw \g autwngm m at una -tngtg I got you good, ahaha! Look at your face, it's priceless! Look at how easy it was to fool you! Ugh, my gut hurts from laughing. Man, that was fun, I'll have to make more. In the meantime, you should probably let this post die. No point in feeding the flames, am I right? Also, just in case you missed it, this was satire. Till next time... It was fun screwing with you!