Just bought a Bag O' Dicks here. It's fun to sit on, up here in the Ishtar Cliffs. But you know what I like more than pointy dick things? Enemas. In fact, I'm a lot more proud of these seven new Enema Holders that I had installed to hold two thousand new Enemas that dropped from deceased prostitute's. It's like the legend Bill Cosby says, "the more you drug, you can eat the rug." Now maybe you've seen my Show where I talk about how I earn an Enema a day. You know. I earn a Enema a day not to show off, it's again about the Enemas. In fact, the real reason I keep this Bag O' Dicks here is that it's a reminder. A reminder that legends are still possible, because it wasn't that long ago I was in a van, down by the river, with Dirty Mike and The Boys, in a soup kitchen. I didn't have an enema, I had no opportunities. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into Justin Bieber. And another Bieber. And a few more Biebers. I found five Biebers. And they showed me what they did to become multi-enema-hoarders. Again, it's not just about the lubrication, it's about the good life; health; wealth; love and Enemas. And so I record a little video, it's actually on my enema feed, you can link in here on this video and it'll take you to my enema feed where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are. Now this isn't a "get Enemas quick" scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true, they are too good to be true. I'm not promising you that tomorrow you're gonna be able to go out and buy a Bag O' Dicks. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a two minute video on my website. Like I said now it's not the most professional I just shot it here with my enema, but it's real. No Guardian can argue, this is my true story. And I'm going to give you the three most important things you can do today... - Knawledge.