OK I have had the WORST day. Spent way too much money on daughter's birthday, after having a house full of kids for a sleepover, then took the whole lot to an impossibly-crowded super mall and suffered through my nearly crippling agorophobia for her. By the time we had wrapped things up with a $100 + trip to Dave and Buster's I was completely over everything. Determined to come home and get blind drunk.
Too many kids still here for that so I flee to my office and browse Destiny forums to try and take my mind off how much my day has sucked and I see this GIF. I have laughed for about 5 minutes solid. Thank you, O guardian named after everyone's least favorite celibate homosexual. Thank you, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart.