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If you're not gay, then you're gay
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7 回覆If you like getting hugged by girls, you are gay. Actual quote from a friend of mine in high school.
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1 回覆由Tape-Man編輯： 9/5/2015 10:34:28 PMIf you are a strait guy you are actually lesbian. If you are a strait girl you are gay.[spoiler]its impossible to prove me wrong[/spoiler][spoiler]because it's true.[/spoiler]
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11 回覆I've been telling people this for a long time. A real straight person is comfortable enough in their sexuality to appreciate some nice cocks and take it up the ass without doubting themselves. If you can't do those things, then you're probably a self hating closet gay.
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You're walking in Walmart. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot her Megan the Fox She's dry humping you Not even inch back She gets down on all fours She wiggles her ass for you! Megan the Fox You're looking for the exit But you're all turned around. Shes almost upon you now And you can see there's blood between her legs My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your dignity (From Megan the Fox.) She's brandishing a dildo (It's Megan the Fox.) Lurking in the aisles Hollywood superstar Megan the Fox Living in the walmart (Megan the Fox.) Killing for sort, (Megan the Fox.) Ràping all the bodies Actual whore, Megan the Fox Now it's dark and you seem to have lost her, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a whore, You creep silently through the aisles A-ha! In the distance, It's the manager! Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your penis! AH! It's caught in a trap! Gnawing off your penis, (Quiet, quiet.) Awkwardly moving toward the manager (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're right in front of him Standing right next to him, Megan the fox Sucking his penis (Megan the Fox.) But she doesn't hear you draw near, (Megan the Fox.) You're sneaking up behind her, Strangling superstar Megan the Fox Fighting for your dignity with Megan the Fox, Wrestling a dildo from Megan the [quote][/quote]Fox Stab it in her titty! Safe at last from Megan the Fox! You limp into the dark walmart Blood oozing from your stump genital But you have won. You have beaten Megan the Fox[spoiler]megan fox = you[/spoiler]
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