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I'm horny

Does anyone have a solution? I'm feeling very horny, and I really want to have sex with this body pillow next to me. What do I do?!?!! EDIT: Porn doesn't help. EDIT: If you really want to help, I like tentacle porn. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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  • Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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      • Same

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      • Weeb

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        • Tickle me Elmo

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          • M or F

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            • My body is ready ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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            • Get/hire a girlfriend [spoiler]solution?[/spoiler]

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            • If your a girl take an iPad get sum tentacular porn and shove your fist straight up your vag

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            • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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            • RIP off topic.

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            • | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | If you're | | reading this | | send nudes | |_________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ

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            • (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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            • Look at Emma Lahana pics

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              • Just role play. Post an ad on here or something, set up a situation with someone, bang em online. Easy as pie

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              • 1) Grab a pillow 2) Remove pillowcase, and assure pillow you will return clothing. 3) Place pillowcase over head 4) Run in a straight like until you hit wall 5) Roll around on floor while trying to bite shoulder 6) Profit

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                • Touch me

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                  • Talk to me dirty

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                    • 由Smarkdow編輯: 3/7/2015 6:54:41 AM
                      I may be able to help you out with that.

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                    • Develop a fetish for posting on the forums [spoiler]cram a banana up your bum[/spoiler]

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                    • Are you man or woman?

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                      • Call me. I run a sex hotline. The number is 1-800-OPISFGT

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                        • Guys porn doesn't help.

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                        • You've got a toaster, right? I've heard that's a hot -blam!-. [spoiler]OP is fgt[/spoiler]

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